

Wisconsin Wedding Officiant
Professional, Inclusive Ceremonies That Match Your Vibe
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Wisconsin Wedding Officiant
Professional, Inclusive Ceremonies That Match Your Vibe
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Hey! I'm Schwa (short for Joshua), and I want to help you get married! As an ordained minister and professional actor with 30+ years of stage experience, I bring the perfect mix of storytelling, performance skills, and genuine warmth to every wedding. And since the Milwaukee courthouse doesn't offer wedding ceremonies anymore (dumb), I'm your personalized alternative (smart!) Three ceremony options to fit your style:
ORIGINAL CEREMONY - $850
Your love story woven into a totally unique ceremony that sounds like your best friend wrote it.CLASSIC CEREMONY - $500
A timeless, full-length ceremony, personalized to match your style and fit your chosen traditions.QUICKIE CEREMONY - $300
A romantic 5-minute ceremony with zero fuss - perfect for elopements and couples who want short & sweet.Want me at your rehearsal too? +$150 for any ceremony
Every ceremony includes: Marriage license help, pro tips, legal stuff handled, impeccable vibes
Want my free Wisconsin Marriage Guide? Skip the courthouse confusion and get my step-by-step breakdown of everything you need to know to make it legal.
What 250+ Happy Couples Are Saying
"Multiple people asked us how long we had known Schwa, which is a true testament to how thorough he was when gathering information about us and our story. The whole process was easy and care-free. I would definitely recommend him to anyone looking for a wedding officiant!" - Connor
"Schwa's ability to customize the ceremony to reflect our relationship and personalities made our special day completely unforgettable. What stood out most was how he tailored every element to fit us as a couple. He took the time to understand our story and what mattered to us, then crafted a ceremony that felt authentic and personal rather than generic." - Amera
"Many weddings are somber and traditional but we wanted a wedding filled with laughter and humor and we got exactly what we wanted. Thank you for making our day so incredibly memorable!" - Tyler
"Schwa was the perfect option for an officiant for our short & sweet wedding ceremony. We cannot recommend him enough!" - Hailey
Why Choose Schwa?
Here's what I got going on:
🎭 I Know How to Perform: 30+ years as a professional actor means I know how to hold a room, even when things go sideways.
📋 I Handle the Paperwork: You focus on getting married, I'll make sure the paperwork is filed.
✍️ Ceremonies That Fit Your Personality: Custom love stories, personalized classics, or short and sweet ceremonies that feel like you.
🤝 I've Got Your Back: From license confusion to day-of logistics, I handle everything ceremony-related so you can enjoy the moment.
Marriage License Help
Marriage License Got You Confused?
I've walked 250+ couples through this process, so I made a free guide that breaks down all the Wisconsin-specific stuff. Skip the headaches and focus on the fun stuff.
How It Works
1. Hit Me Up: Text, call, or email with your wedding date. We'll hop on the phone to chat and see if we vibe.
2. Lock It In: Love what you hear? Put down 50% to secure your date
3. I Create Your Ceremony: I'll write your script, help you figure out the license stuff, and answer all your random wedding questions.
4. Wedding Day Magic: I show up, perform your ceremony, handle all the legal paperwork, and make sure you're actually married when it's all over.
Ready to Get Married in Style?
I cover Milwaukee, Waukesha, Washington County, Ozaukee, Racine, Kenosha, Fond du Lac, Sheboygan, Dodge, Jefferson, Walworth, and basically all of Southeastern Wisconsin.
© Schwa Works LLC 2025